Wednesday, June 29, 2005

spank-a-doodle-doo

YES! am bonafide Spank Godd-esssssss. a fellow highly stressed (and highly strung) commercial partner in a carrier recommended the spank website on condition of anonymity.



"helps us relieve streessssss."

erhmm. right. it works like a stressball. know those sand-filled / rice-filled / crumbs-filled balloons that supposedly help you cool down?

my ass.

it stresses me out even more cos i feel like bursting it all the time.

i think they call it a stressball not because it eases your stress but because it is what it is. a stressball. it stresses you out.

i'm slightly nervous. have several huge deadlines, most of them due tomorrow and i'm not clearing my mails as fast enough though i am clearing them as fast as humanly possible. would not usually be an issue but - i've a flight to catch on saturday morning. cannot live all the shit for someone else to dish.

and eds, am going to lose all that weight i'd put on in hong kong!

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