Saturday, March 11, 2006

ass*hic*oles

work's been tough over the past 11 weeks. there has been an endless supply of assholes, endless stream of ridiculous emails from endless supply of assholes, endless frustration from reading endless stream of ridiculous emails from endless supply of assholes.

you get the endless story.

at least two of us have been regularly banging our tables, cursing under our breaths, chewing pandan chiffon cakes or lips depending on our penchant for green spongey cakes or bloodied skin, sitting back in our chairs staring at display screen in disbelief.

einstein was right. human stupidity is infinite.

for every infinite factor of human stupidity out there, there's a double factor of assholicness in this universe.

seems like a sick joke, to have stupid assholes around.

yes, this is a rant.

a rant because it is 0500am and he has the cheek to insinuate i have no idea what i'm doing when
(1) he's proven himself to be lazy
(2) he's proven himself to be a liar
(3) he's proven himself to be brash which had eventual repercussions on our biz

he tried to convince me, lie his way through, all i could think off was how annoying his bangs were, that he thought he was so cute with all that excess hair parted in the middle to droop to the sides like that hairy thing in Addam's family. felt like slicing his long bangs off from across the globe. think i can send the $10-haircut-in-10-minutes auntie over there. job over in 10 minutes. getting there's the hassle.

no wonder i've gotten acne on my chin over the past few weeks. never happened in all my 23 years 10 months (around there) of life.

assholes are not just bad for the heart, they are also bad for the skin. they annihilate every vitamin c, e, omega-3, fish oil stuff in your body. they also give you a series of anginas.

and they gave angina its plural form above.

and to you, yes, you, specifically you, you know who you are, if you don't have time to talk about it, don't expect me to have time for you. ever. period.

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